Dear Biology:

I quit. I'm not studying you anymore. The teacher will just curve the score of your final anyway, and I've got better things to do with my time. Plus, I didn't care enough to learn about you the first time around when she mentioned it, and I sure as shit am not learning anything new while half-assedly studying you and clicking back to the Human Clock.

I think I'll do that missing test so I don't go into the exam with anything below a 90. Then, I'm going to spin. Because I CAN, MOTHER FUCKER. And there's not a damned thing you can do about it. So suck on that, Biology.

No love,

PS. You have a stupid name.


Riohnna said...

Oh, hail! Biology was one of my favorite classes, but I barely passed it with a D-. I still don't know nothing.,

Lindsay said...

lol, I have a degree in bio and getting it was a VERY love-hate period of my life. I'm a scientist at heart and have a string love of education, but for Christ's sake...some of the crap they expect you to learn? WTF!

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