And these little bitches cried "wahh wahh wahhh" all the way to the feminist rally

So apparently, I'm an awful woman for saying that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. I'm the disgrace of feminists everywhere, and I ought to be ashamed because it's not like she had a choice in how she looks, and she's a role-model for "unconventional beauties" everywhere, and it's sad that she's getting insulted and she can't even defend herself, and it's just not fair (sob and flounce).

Well, fuck that. The woman looks like a goddamn pony. Maybe if she'd gain 20 pounds and stopped doing so many hair dye and makeup commercials (which I think is why she looks kinda leathery...), she'd look loads better. And yes, I know, I'm no Hollywood designer or agent or anything, so no one is remotely required to listen to anything I say on the subject of how to make someone look "beautiful." So fucking what? I'm tired of being PC. SJP looks like a horse. Whoop-dee-do. If she were some random bitch on peopleofwalmart.com, it'd be funny as hell (actually, it *is* funny as hell). How is this different?

On the flip-side, does it even matter that I said it? As someone said, she's not here to defend herself, although I can totally see her flying back to Cincinnati and driving almost an hour to Batavia, and knocking down my door to tell me I'm a big fat meanie pants for saying it about her. Yeah. And I'm Tiger Woods *n*th secret lover (although he's fucked so many women recently, I very well could be). /sarcasm.

So if that makes me a big fat meanie pants, then so be it. At least this big fat meanie pants kept her big fat meanie panties unwadded. I believe I've already established the fact that I'm loud, opinionated, and I don't apologize for what I say. That makes me a bitch. And once again, I ask of you: So fucking what?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Way to be a petulant child instead of accepting you acted like a douche and got called out for it.

BigRedErin said...

Way to follow drama onto a blog and then post anonymously like a pussy who can't let something go.

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