Because it beats studying (100 Questions)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
The scar on my face - the one most people ask about. I was about 9 months old, and I pulled myself up on the fireplace handle and started chewing on it. Slipped, and the handle went through my cheek. I missed major nerve damage by 1/4 of an inch, but as it is, I can't do the Elvis lip-curl on that side, probably because of it.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Star Wars shit. Yep, that's the room that Matt's allowed to have all his RPG shit out in.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Pretty sure no...

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I love 90s music. Rap can suck a nut.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
11:10pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
I'm pretty content right now, but I'd settle for having my degree so I can get a fucking job already.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Having an ass that doesn't look like a table.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My rugrats, but I don't really "possess" them. They are, however, possessed.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'7, 5'8, depending on which convenience store I'm leaving.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Nope. I love confining spaces - just give me enough room to draw air in my lungs, and I'm good.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Hell no.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Myself because I'm a big baby.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Bugs. And losing my family. But bugs happen much more often.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I'm a sucker for red hair. Must be my inner ginger trying to keep the breed alive.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Um, I'm already married.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Reeeed Buuuuuull

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni; or almonds, pineapple, ham, and cinnamon. Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it's fucking awesome.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Your mom.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Purple

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
What the balls.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Life, actually. That was pretty sweet of my mom to not abort me.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Duh. Who doesn't?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I can pop my pinky.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Er..nothing specific.

25. Who is your favorite male/female celebrity
Sean Connery and Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yeppers

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Cocker Spaniel named Obi Wan, the cutest fucking gray longhaired cat you'll ever see called Logan, and a beta fish named Justin.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Yeah, that happened.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED?
"A number from one to a hundred."

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads, not warheads.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE:
What the everloving fuck?

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Under the covers or on a beach.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I went to Canadia once.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Oh, the list.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I got Anthony Munoz's autograph once - I called him the "Furniture Fair Guy," and he looked perfectly miserable.

37. FIRST JOB?
Droppin' fries at McDs.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Of course.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Some people have more than one. That's what I like to call the jackpot.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
You don't wanna know.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Let's see. I've had my face stitched back together, I've almost cut a toe off, I've been stabbed in the leg by my bike (there's a good story), had my cooter cut on, and had my wisdom teeth taken out.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My smile and my crazy-ass hair.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Nope.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A floor loom.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
I've already got two, what more do you want from me?

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Poor hygiene.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
I could take a stupid class and fail it, and it didn't cost any money.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Whatever's on sale

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
BACON.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Biting my nails

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Nope

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Maybe

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Sure, why not?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Personal preference matters.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Smoke and scream

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOOSE 58 POUNDS?
Lose, obviously.

59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
Be a grown up when I'm 90.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Toys?

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Who the hell would just randomly know this?

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Fuuuuck no.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No, not at all.
/sarcasm

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mac and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Fun

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Roach, Torch, Ginger, Big Red

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
The dude from Heroes who sucks up everyone else's power - but not Syler, because he lobs heads off to get the power.

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS?
TV?

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
I don't have enemies. I've got people who have their head up their ass.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
NOM NOM NOM

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yeppers

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
I can bring the laptop in

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
SCHOOOOL.

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
So many different places, it ain't even funny

75. DO YOU WANT ANYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Sister Hazel. Seriously, you know me, right?

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Mint hot chocolate

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Probably the mister

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
What's that?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
UV rays, Twilight, haters

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
All but winter. And I'd like winter more if people in Ohio knew how the fuck to drive.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Payday bars

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Right now, it's red with bleached out streaks that used to be purple. Sometime this weekend, it'll probably be brown with red streaks

86. EYE COLOR?
Shit brown

87. SHOE SIZE?
10 or 11.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Skyline Chili

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Skyline, fool.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Ew, no

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Nope. Probably won't.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Slide whistle

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
I'm not a Republican. Let's leave it at that.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Huggles

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A blueberry muffin and the infamous mint hot chocolate

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I was once, I'd do it again.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
None, actually. For shame.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Like everyone elses - has it's ups and downs, but overall it's pretty good. We haven't killed each other yet, at least, and that's a plus, right?

1 comments:

Riohnna said...

This is a pretty cool questionnaire! I enjoyed reading, thank you for posting it!!

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